aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

backdoorteenmom:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

tommilsom:

peterfromtexas:

A visual history of Richard Nixon getting lazier

nixonbots through the ages

  1. Richard Nixon (or “prime” Nixon)
  2. Richael Nif
  3. Pinh hif
  4. 4

austinmeowdodge:

FUTURE CAR GOALS

Im ripping the floors out of my camaro tomorrow

(Source: camberandcameltoe)

I need something to believe in
A breath from the breathing
So write it down,
I don’t think that I’ll close my eyes
‘Cause lately I’m not dreaming
So what’s the point in sleeping?
It’s just that at night,
I’ve got nowhere to hide

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

well then.


sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

image

This is GOLD

Hahaha so worth it


alxbngala:

[x]


poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.
read that, again.  (via fridaynights-citylights)

(Source: angiellehcim)

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT


gokuma:

voreing:

here’s a video of an armadillo playing if youve never seen that before

Awww, this is baby Track :)

Oh fuck if they get along with hedge hogs I might add one to my collection