You can now pre-order Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness’ album on iTunes and get downloads of Cecilia and the Satellite and High Dive. Go do it!
hyped for november to see this fucking legend in person.
#dick pic toast.
"Oh my what is this on my toast?!" Just eat the fucking toast grandma
if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life
so worth the click
i don’t care how clear your skin is aint nobody want a pepto, omelet, garlic, minty banana smelling bitch.
jokes Americans won’t get
why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???
didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS
"let me check to see if the police are out side"….
"fuck they there SCATTER!"
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was