(Source: dropsofparadise)

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

"Fuck-up dinners ready"

(Source: youtube.com)

deair:

so how do i relationship

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

Like chuck-e-cheese, and parks


officialschool:

me as a detective

(Source: thepugman360)

officialfrenchtoast:

having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with

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"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"

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(Source: grandtheftpasta)


Camaro cruising with my buddy spunky.

incubutts:

sticksand—stones:

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

You are probably just having a stroke

Banging bad bitches on toast and be like “I’m crumbingggg”

(Source: peopleholdingdachshunds)

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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just-relatable:

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indiedrone:

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian