jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet
does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
A visual history of Richard Nixon getting lazier
nixonbots through the ages
- Richard Nixon (or “prime” Nixon)
- Richael Nif
- Pinh hif
FUTURE CAR GOALS
Im ripping the floors out of my camaro tomorrow
I need something to believe in
A breath from the breathing
So write it down,
I don’t think that I’ll close my eyes
‘Cause lately I’m not dreaming
So what’s the point in sleeping?
It’s just that at night,
I’ve got nowhere to hide
driving past your old elementary school like
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly
This is GOLD
Hahaha so worth it
Quick and simple lifehacks.