what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
"Fuck-up dinners ready"
so how do i relationship
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
Like chuck-e-cheese, and parks
having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with
"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"
Camaro cruising with my buddy spunky.
does it come with butter pillows
is anyone reading that description
You are probably just having a stroke
Banging bad bitches on toast and be like “I’m crumbingggg”
My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
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